Saturday, March 19, 2011

Male Hygiene and Makeup

It's amazing what kind of products people come up with now. It's bad enough that companies always come up with useless things to push to women, but now these? Seriously.

Freshman Masculine Wash

Freshman Masculine Wash

According to their TV Ad, it moisturizes your skin, eliminates bacteria and gives you a cool feeling "down there". Since it has tea tree oil, they claim  that it has properties that "make it a popular natural agent for curing all three types of infectious organisms: fungus, bacteria, and virus".. It's also "not just soothing and disinfecting but it is capable of penetrating into the lower skin layers with its wound-healing qualities that boosts the immune system and helps in the healing of minor scrapes and wounds." 

Not sure about how guys feel about anything penetrating their privates though. 

Men Pen Concealer Stick

Men Pen Concealer Ad

I wonder if any of my metrosexual friends would consider buying this. 

Last but not the least...

PENI Fresh Antiseptic Male Organ Wash Soap

If you want your privates smelling like tutti-frutti, this is what you buy. According to their site, it is:
A must for all ages Teenagers; Bachelors Papas; Lolos Priests Brothers Monks and Gays!

I highly recommend that you watch the video.


  1. I had an ex boyfriend that needed the Peni Fresh. Swear.

  2. No way! Seriously? Are you still friends? Maybe this is a perfect gift for his birthday. :)

  3. By the way, do I know this ex of yours? :)